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(to the tune of public enemy's 'black steel in the hour of chaos'... or, alternatively, tricky's version, 'black steel')

i got a letter from the president the other day
opened it, read it, it said he was a sucker.
something about listening in when i called my friend
we may have spoken about the crisis with al qaeda then
but back then i had faith in the man
i mean, a brother like me, with faith in this president?
he's kinda flighty and way aristocratic
and a philistine to boot, so i'm amazed that i ever did.

9/11 took the wind out of me
sitting in darkness n' smoking packs of cigarettes
and then i drank and drank and got shitty
just waiting for when those fucking bastards would hit again
and then we went to afghanistan
put a hurting on those bitches that call themsleves the taliban
but then shit got fubar, imagine that
we shifted focus and now we're invading iraq

just then it occured to me
that this was total misappropriation of authority
but there was nothing i could even do
but sit and watch it go down on the TV tube