"unfortunately, we have no leftovers."

sonya thomas wolfed down a 10 pound turkey in 12 minutes. she weighs under one hundred pounds, and is considered one of the top competitive eating... uh... eaters... this side of takeru kobayashi, according to the international federation of competitive eating. thomas also holds records in scarfing down hard-boiled eggs, baked beans, and oysters to name a few. which makes one thing perfectly clear: you do not want to be caught standing behind her on a crowded crosstown bus during rush hour on a humid summer day after one of her competitions.

given the mass consumption of so much turkey in such short order, sonya thomas is celebrating her victory by napping until christmas eve.