the end of hot dogs

more signs of the coming apocalypse. turns out hot dogs may cause genetic mutations in people's DNA on account of the nitrates that manufacturers pump into the lips, assholes, and pig genitalia that have been shoved into intestinal sacks and sold to the masses.

Which is great for guys like Takeru Kobayashi, the reigning hot dog eating champ, seen here at his most recent victory. Soon after this photo was taken, two scuz-coated mutants that looked like a nano-Alien and a wee-Pradator exploded out of his belly and scurried into the East River. It was one fucked up sight.